I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
