I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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