i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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