This is not my ceiling
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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