it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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