Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
