I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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