hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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