can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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