***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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