he told me I talked like a deaf person
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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