I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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