she looked like the bat from fern gully.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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