Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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