I CAN MOONWALK!
dude i'm inner monologue high
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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