what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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