Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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