I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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