i don't like sucking hair
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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