I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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