I accidentally burped into my bong.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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