Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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