: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
from now on my penis is your penis
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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