Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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