So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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