She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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