He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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