question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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