I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.