I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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