Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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