Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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