i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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