There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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