I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
