I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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