You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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