Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
