Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
