We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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