yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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