this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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