WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
