Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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