Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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