why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We left the knife in your bed.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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