Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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