No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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