He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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