dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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