why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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