hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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