My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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