How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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