She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If I die, sorry about rent.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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