Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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