She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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